M401 Pump Shotgun – Black

Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to unleash the

absolute pinnacle of airsoft engineering: the M401 Pump Shotgun - Black.

For the discerning airsoft connoisseur (on a ramen noodle budget).

At the jaw-dropping, wallet-caressing price of ?19.99, you're not just buying an airsoft shotgun; you're investing in a legend. A legend that might shoot straight. Or, you know, just really, really far to the left. Or right. It's a surprise every time!

Features (if you can call them that):

Pump Action: Experience the thrill of manually cocking your weapon, like a true 19th-century frontiersman. Or, you know, like someone who couldn't afford a battery.
Black Plastic Exterior: So sleek, so? plastic. It's like holding a tactical Tupperware container.
"Hot Out the Box" Performance: We're not saying it's overpowered, but let's just say you might want to wear a welding mask for the first few shots. You'll need to "set the spring" by firing a few rounds. Don't worry, it's a "feature".
Guaranteed to Turn Heads: Whether it's from the sheer absurdity of your weapon choice or the fact that it's shooting wildly in every direction, you'll be the center of attention.

Why pay more for fancy features like "accuracy" or "reliability" when you can own the M401?

This is the airsoft equivalent of a participation trophy. It's not about winning; it's about? well, it's about owning an M401.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any injuries, bruised egos, or existential crises resulting from the use of this product. Also, please, wear eye protection. Seriously.

Order now, before we come to our senses and raise the price!