Big Foot Rubber Machete (Black)
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Introducing the Big Foot Rubber Machete: The Sasquatch Smackdown of Sidearms
Forget wimpy pistols and pea-shooting rifles. When you want to truly leave your mark on the airsoft field (and maybe cause a little mid-game existential crisis), there's only one weapon for the job: the Big Foot Rubber Machete.
This ain't your grandpappy's pool noodle.
This bad boy is crafted from high-quality rubber, built to withstand the abuse of even the most enthusiastic (or clumsy) airsofter. It's the perfect size for two-handed swings, or go full Rambo and rock it one-handed like a true action hero (minus the muscle mass, probably).
Here's why the Big Foot Rubber Machete is the ultimate close-quarters combat tool:
The psychological warfare factor: Imagine the look on your opponent's face when they see a giant rubber foot barreling towards them. They'll be so busy crapping their pants, they won't even stand a chance to shoot back.
Guaranteed to leave a mark: Forget biodegradable BBs, this bad boy leaves real rubber welts that'll have your enemies howling like chihuahuas. Just don't aim for the face, we're not trying to get banned from the field.
Silent but deadly: No more obnoxious gunshots to give away your position. Sneak up on your opponents like a true ninja... with really big feet.
Doubles as a pool noodle: Because who doesn't love a good multi-purpose tool? Take a break from the airsoft carnage and chill in the pool with your trusty foot machete. Just don't blame us if everyone thinks you're the weird foot guy.
So ditch the boring guns and grab yourself a Big Foot Rubber Machete. It's the only sidearm that guarantees you'll be the most talked-about player on the field. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and maybe a few awkward silences when explaining your weapon of choice).
P.S. We're not responsible for any injuries caused by overzealous machete swinging. Use at your own risk (and maybe wear some shin guards).
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